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Summary
If you are considering attending a public munch for the first time, but you are hesitant because it seems like a big decision to you, then you might want to read this entire wall of text from beginning to end; it should alleviate your concerns. However, if you are the TL;DR type, let me summarize it for you:
Just do it. A munch is just a plain vanilla gathering. It could just as well be a meeting of the local knitting society. There is no leap to take in attending a munch, any more than in attending a yoga class.
But if you cannot just take my word for it, then you might want to continue reading.
Foreword
If you have never been at a public munch, you may be wondering how it is like in such an event, and debating whether you should attend one or not. I often see people talking about the possibility of going to a amunch for the first time as if it is a big deal for them. I even saw a newcomer once who brought their best vanilla friend along, to feel more safe. (By the way, kudos to that vanilla friend for doing this!)
The decision to attend a munch for the first time seems harder than the decision to attend non-kinkster events; this is BDSM that we are talking about; the people present are going to be kinksters; and as soon as you walk in through the door, everyone is going to know that you are a kinkster too. The idea of entering a place like that and mingling with that kind of crowd can seem overwhelming to many people. It sounds like the kind of stuff your mom warned you about. Chances are that you are not just considering whether you are going to enjoy it or not, but you are in fact worried that it might turn out to be a bad experience.
Spoiler: nothing could be further from the truth; but keep reading.
Expectations
The popular stereotypes of BDSMers do not help with easing your concerns as a newcomer, and aligning your expectations with reality: you imagine the dominants being cold, and distant in their supposed austerity, and the submissives elusive and unapproachable due to their supposedly shy nature. These descriptions might perhaps match a negligibly small percentage of the attendees, but you do not know that, and unfortunately the subject is such that it provides fertile ground for the imagination to go wild, so you continue making conjectures in the wrong direction.
You imagine people dressed in black leather and latex, who are either ignoring you because they are busy doing unspeakable things to each other, or, if they notice you at all, it is to do unspeakable things to you. You escape from them and hide behind some furniture, only to realize with terror that hands are reaching out through the cracks to touch you. You look around for the exit, but it has been sealed, and is not to be opened before the conclusion of the ceremonies. If you survive until then.
The Reality
Of course, if you pause for a moment and think what you are thinking, you realize the ridiculousness of the matter. Obviously, the nature of the munches could not be such as to repel the newcomers. Even the more advanced events, the “play parties” and what not, where “unspeakable” things do actually happen, are not foreboding to first-timers, let alone the munches, where nothing is happening out of the ordinary. Munches are held with the express purpose of allowing people to have a nice and relaxed social interaction without labels, without masks, and without practicing any actual deviant behavior, sexual or otherwise.
Attire
The kind of attire you see at munches has very little, if anything, to do with leather and latex; the dress code is always strictly vanilla, you can check that in the posted rules of the event. Public munches take place in public establishments like bars and pubs, which have a reputation to mind after, so they require the vanilla dress code; moreover, kinkster communities are aware of the need to hold events where everyone, including newcomers, can feel completely at ease, so the vanilla dress code is mandated by the organizers of the munches on top of being required by the establishments.
Of course, there are some exceptions; some folks would go even to the super market in a head-turning outfit, and they do show up like that in munches every once in a while, so you might on occasion see a head-turner. However, they are rare, and they tend to stand out in munches almost as much as they stand out in super markets.
Disposition
The kinksters at munches tend to be neither cold, nor distant, nor austere, nor elusive, nor unapproachable, nor shy; for the most part, they are normal people, as open and talkative as people generally are in social settings. Furthermore, there is virtually nothing in their behavior that betrays the fact that they are kinksters, let alone their particular disposition in kink, or even their sexuality. You can hardly tell who is dominant and who is submissive, who is straight and who is homosexual, who has a diaper fetish and who is the vanilla friend who got dragged along, unless you participate in their conversations, and even then you may not necessarily find out, because the conversation can very well have nothing to do with kink, and instead be about ordinary things like travel experiences, or buying a house, or the latest developments in nanotechnology.
Nobody is going to ignore you, or show any more interest in your person than you would be comfortable with, at least not any more than is likely to happen in a completely vanilla environment. As a matter of fact, I think that in munches people tend to be even a bit more considerate and courteous towards each other than in other settings, as if there is a shared common appreciation of the subtle distinctiveness of the situation. So, nobody will touch you or even get “too close for comfort” to you. It is quite possible that nobody will even talk to you if you appear reserved or give the slightest indication that you would rather be left alone. But that’s not what you go to a munch for, is it?
One thing worth mentioning is that in munches, the “you cannot talk to me unless you first ask for permission from my master” nonsense does not exist. If a couple happens to have such an arrangement, and they nonetheless decide to both show up in a munch, it is entirely their problem how they are going to work it out; nobody else has the slightest obligation to be careful with whom they address, and nobody deserves to be made to feel bad for inadvertently violating the rules of some other people’s secret game. In general, there are no unwritten rules that you need to be mindful of.
Acceptance
People at munches tend to be unconditionally accepting towards each other, irrespective of each other’s sexual orientation or particular kind of kink. Certain other kinds of events that have a more hardcore theme might be somewhat segregated, so you might hear of play events that are Mf, or Fm, or queer oriented, and this is generally done for practical reasons, but specifically in munches, none of that matters, because people come simply to socialize, so all kinds of folks tend to show up, representing all kinds of kinks and persuasions.
Of course I cannot guarantee that there will never be an individual who might express prejudice against someone due to their life choices or their nature, but what I can tell you is that kinkster communities and especially munch-going kinksters tend to vehemently oppose such behavior, so they tend to isolate and ostracize such individuals fairly quickly. Therefore, the chances of witnessing any callous behavior like that are very slim.
People’s kinks are not written on their forehead, so generally speaking, nobody will know your particular kind of kink by just looking at you, no matter how much of an open book you think you are. Also, most chances are that you will not even be asked what your kink is. But even if you decide to make your kinks known, this is the beautiful thing about being in the company of kinksters: Nobody will bat an eye. Nobody will assume anything about you because of your kink, or be the slightest bit judgmental. Most importantly, nobody will feel entitled to you because you place yourself at the submissive end of the power exchange spectrum, or feel humbled by you because you place yourself at the dominant end of it. It will be a casual “hi, nice to meet you” either way.
Having someone standing in front of you in flesh and blood, looking at you in the eyes, and voicing spoken words to you, helps a great deal in perceiving them as an actual human being instead of as an impersonal nickname with a kink label, or as a bunch of fap-worthy photos. So, in munches there is nothing that even remotely hints at this pestilence of messages that are unfortunately seen all too often online, arriving out of the blue and containing absurd demands and lewd propositions. (Also, I like to believe that the kind of people who send these messages are not the kind of people who show up at munches, but of course I don’t really know.)
Demographics
Most of the kinksters who show up in munches are single, while a sizable percentage of them come as couples. However, even the couples come in order to mingle and socialize rather than to spend time exclusively with each other.
The composition of munches somewhat reflects the composition of the online kinky population, with one notable exception: even though males far outnumber females online, things tend to be more balanced in this regard in munches. In some regions males and females tend to show up in roughly equal numbers, while folks of indeterminate gender represent an appreciable minority. In other regions there are fewer women and even fewer gender-fluid folks. I suppose that the higher your country is in the Human Development Index, the more diverse and balanced things will be. (Wikipedia – Human Development Index)
As for the kinks, I cannot claim that I know of any authoritative statistics, and I am sure that percentages will vary from region to region, but in the munches that I have been to, I formed the impression that the largest proportion was submissives, followed by dominants, (though the difference in numbers among these two groups is not huge,) followed by switches.
Unfortunately, the kinks are not evenly and fairly distributed among the sexes: there tend to be disproportionately more male submissives than female dominants. If you are a male submissive, you can choose to view this in a negative way, as competition, or you can choose to view it in a positive way, as validation. The choice is yours.
The age of munch-going kinksters varies greatly; you will see people from their very early twenties all the way to their sixties. The higher end of the age spectrum tends to be under-represented, so the average age is well below the middle of that range. Also, I think that the average age among women tends to be noticeably lower than the average age among men. I do not have any statistics at hand, but in the munches that I have attended I think the average age of females must have been in the high twenties, while the average age of males must have been in the mid thirties. If the munch is taking place in a college town, the average age may be lower for both sexes. Older people are almost always present, but they tend to be few, so they do not bring the average age up by much.
Still hesitant?
If you find it easy to mingle with crowds and to get to know people, you should not need any more encouragement: come as you are, and you will do fine. If you are shy, or antisocial, or maybe a bit agoraphobic, or if there are any other circumstances that put you at a disadvantage, (for example, not speaking the language of the land,) you might need to follow some sort of strategy to make things easier on you.
One very easy thing you can do is contact the organizers beforehand and mention that you are going to be a newcomer and ask them for some initial help. They will almost certainly reply positively, unless your message writing skills are so poor that you manage to come across as rude. Once you arrive at the munch, go to them and tell them that you are so-and-so, (keeping in mind that you might not be the only newcomer who sent them such a message,) and they will introduce you to some people. This approach has a few disadvantages: 1. You are depending on the organizer being able to afford some time to you, which might be a tough call as they tend to be quite busy. 2. You are relying on the organizer’s skill at introducing people, which may not necessarily be great. (Organizers of munches are people too, with their own imperfections.) 3. You can only use this strategy once, or maybe a couple of times, after which you are on your own.
Another approach is to try to contact and befriend kinksters who appear to be socially active in the scene. To avoid the possibility of misunderstandings, you can try contacting a person with status and / or orientation that does not click with yours, for example if you are a straight guy you can try contacting another straight guy. Unfortunately, for many people this might be a step impossible to take, due to various reasons having to do with big egos, homophobia, fear of being mistaken for a homosexual, etc. The alternative approach is to contact someone with a status and / or orientation that clicks with yours. This might seem easier to attempt because it is more natural, but it may be harder to actually accomplish, because you will probably be thought of as looking for a date. In any case, once you manage to find someone who is willing to help you, consider the possibility that this person might not want to give the impression that you are “together”, so do not expect them to hold you by the hand all the time. Come to socialize with the rest of the attendees, not to go out with that one person.
Finally, there is of course the option of asking your best vanilla friend to come along with you for emotional support. This might actually be your best option if you have such a good friend. And keep in mind that vanilla folks are not as clueless about kink as we tend to imagine them to be, nor as judgmental about it as we tend to fear that they are.
Epilogue
Of course, all of the above are nothing but my own impressions, which may well be inaccurate, or just plain wrong, or only applicable to the munches that I happen to have attended, while munches in your area might be different. Please consider the above as nothing but observations from someone who is not an authority on the subject, and do not use them as a substitute for your own judgment.
Meta
(About this writing)
This text is an improved version of a text that I wrote many years ago for the Greek kinkster community. It has been further informed after I attended a few munches in The Netherlands.
The first version (in Greek) was posted in October of 2010 here: greekbdsmcommunity.com – Okeanos – Σχετικά με τις συναντήσεις (Registration required.) A second version of the Greek text was posted here on fetlife some years ago: fetlife.com – Okeanos – On munches (in Greek)
Suggestions for improving any aspect of this text, ranging from my use of English to the accuracy of the statements that I make, are not just welcome but highly appreciated. Criticism, either constructive or not-so-constructive, is welcome, too.
I have no idea whether someone has already written a text like this. (I did not do any research before writing it.) If you know of a text on the same subject, please post a link to it. If you would like to post a copy of this text somewhere else, go ahead and do so. A link back would be appreciated, but if that would prevent you from copying it, then go ahead and copy it without a link back.